Miguel Angel Jimenez Hits A Hole-In-One, Dances, Wins 288 Bottles Of Beer

Hell yes!  Just a born showman.  You can’t teach those dance moves.  They’re a part of you.  Either you have it or you don’t.  When he puts his club away like a sword all the ladies get wet.  And I don’t know why the prize for hitting a hole-in-one is 288 bottles of beer but it’s perfect that Jimenez is the recipient.  Here in America it’s usually a car or something but in Spain?  Hundreds and hundreds of bottles of beer.  288 to be exact.  Again, it’s a perfect prize for Miguel.  And you know what?  I guarantee he lined up those 288 bottles of beer in the clubhouse after his round and drank every last one of them because that’s just the kind of guy he is.  Then bought drinks for the rest of the clubhouse.  Then went home, smoked a cigar and made love to his beautiful wife.  Kids out there, if you’re looking for a role model, look no further than the great Miguel Angel Jimenez.  He’s the balls.